You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the w…”

“That's the Ankh-Morpork instinct, Vimes thought. Run away, and then stop and se…”

“I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but …”

“Коефициентът на интелигентност на разгневената тълпа е равен на коефициянта на …”