You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“I hate cats."Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The b…”

“Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were…”

“DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FO…”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on …”